Day 5
“Scariest Touhou”
(I’m doing 2 days becasue I missed it yesterday.//..;)
ya i think yuyuko is scary as fuck becasue like LIKE SHE CAN CONTROL YOUR FUCKING DEATH AND STUFF LIKE HOW IS THTA NOT SCARY
Aya will attest that the glass was full…before she got done taking pictures of it.
Reisen will make it look like the glass was completely full.
Tewi won’t tell you the glass is half full of rubbing alcohol.
Yukari thinks the glass is a reality which is merely a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, whilst the water via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination.
Hina thinks the glass has not been stirred enough.
Yuugi thinks the water inside the glass NOT EVEN FULL.
Eirin thinks nobody saw her slip that new drug into the water, and is waiting for someone to drink it already.
Lunasa thinks the glass is bland and depressing.
Merlin thinks the glass is sparkling and shiny and clear and see-through & thewayit’sjustsittingthere OMG SHE CAN SEE HER OWN REFLECTION!!! HI ME!!!
Lyrica doesn’t feel thirsty anymore.
Ellen thinks this is the first time she’s seen the glass. It isn’t.
Yumemi thinks she can prove the existence of magic by studying the glass.
Chiyuri whacks Yumemi with a folding chair.
Iku thinks the glass needs more FEVER!
Shinki is the one who put the glass on Alice’s house.
Letty thinks the ice in the glass is too warm.
Kurumi thinks that the other half of the glass should be filled… with blood!
Louise thinks the glass is barely worthy of a mention of her new demon tour through Gensokyo.
Mima’s fanbase is confident the other half of the water will return in the next game.
Hatate is annoyed that the glass won’t answer her questions.
Nue is the glass.
Yorihime thinks that the glass needs more training to become a better glass.
Sanae thinks the glass should believe in her.
Murasa thinks someone could drown in the glass.
Kyouko thinks the glass makes a nice echo.
Gengetsu thinks the glass attacked her sister and tries to rape-time it to death.
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「plant girl」/「ぱんつもりこデザフェスF-40」のイラスト [pixiv]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m423sgoJXf1qd91ado1_500.png)
